Just a quick public service announcement for all DWN’s

It has come to my attention that some of you assholes have been smoking REAL human cigarettes. Let me bring to your attention what the tar from these do to your systems. 

Please stop. I wont clean this, I just wont, its disgusting. If you want to smoke, steal the e-tank versions they have in the specialty shops. If I find any tar in your insides during repairs, I will kick you out of my lab. end of story. 

 crashman said: Ughhhhhh why?

Because life force feeds you lemons. 

 airofsuperiority said: I can see that. Either way, I’m not sure if I want a cat around the base if it sheds.

Then groom him. 

 waysidewetsuit said: You’re going to be the very best space-pokemon hoarder, like no one ever was…

Aren’t you broken? 

Isn't wasn't because you've been playing house with aliens again, right?

I am up to my optics in small aliens. 

time-man:

>Don’t worry about me right now. I am not going to do anything reckless. I have the door open just incase the room I am in.. n-nevermind. 

[He doesn’t want to recall memory files about what happened in the lab when Sunstar was out for revenge. It makes him looks around again, calmer this time. Nothing so far… but when Flash speaks of the flammable material he edges towards the opening again and squeezes out, unable to prevent fear from eliciting itself in his optics.]

>I will access nearby robots and have them search for damage. They will record the locations and will report those to you when you resurface… anything that is too dangerous to repair or cross will be marked with an X, hopefully mapping out a safe route for you to take through the base. I will return to my lab once I have dispatched a fair number and will monitor them.

>Focus on your tasks and I will focus on mine. I doubt we have much time to argue this further. You can be upset with me later. I trust you to stay functional. 

[He reminds himself that he can’t worry about Flash either or the notion that they might not make it. At least he won’t be standing by waiting for it to happen. He makes his way down the halls, gaining access to any robot. He sends them back towards the hanger, and another small group closer to where he believes Flash is located. The next units he finds he dispatches ahead to warn him of any unwanted encounters and to search for more robots to get up and running.] 

>Time? The network is back up, I already know the damage, its all located around the hangar, the door has been blown off, I have drones working on sealing it back up, and the Aliens have come inside, so the oxygen pumps have been re calibrated as well as the temperature controls. 

>A few things might not have come back online that need to be turned on, but thats about it. The facility is still running, and nothing has blown up, so the teleporters are back up again after they finish restarting. 

Flash makes his way to the elevator, calling it down now to himself. 

>Karkino’s is on his way back to the lab, I have to force molt him and I’m sure tend to the other injured aliens. Meet me at the lab if you want. 

APOLLO CAME AND SOME METAPHORICAL SHIT WENT DOWN, BUT I FENDED OFF THE ASSHOLE AND HMET AND CA.. CU... AQUARIUS ARE SAFE NOW. ALSO THEY'RE SORRY OR WHATEVER FOR BEING AT FAULT. WHICH I AM NOT. AT FAULT, I MEAN TO SAY. AND THEREFORE HAVE NOTHING TO BE SORRY ABOUT. SO I'M NOT SORRY EITHER. UNLIKE HMET. ANYWAY I AM FUCKING EXHAUSTED, PREPARE FOR ME ONE OF THOSE SMALL BOXES CONTAINING THE FLAVORED WATER BEVERAGE. ALSO ONE OF THOSE EXPERIMENTAL SERUM NEEDLES. I NEED TO MOLT AND REGENERATE AN ARM.

I’m currently balls deep in my base, fixing the power, which has come back on, but the sudden shut off has scrambled or deleted a bunch of shit. I don’t fucking care who did what, because it was bound to fucking happen anyways. At least you are alive, also you know where the fucking soda is, I’m not your goddamn slave. Get some yourself, I’ll be back up soon. I need to check in with Time, he’s probably aware of the power and network being back up. Repairs to the Base are already under way, because unlike you organics, I can multi task. 

Flashman. I'm asking permission to access the robot master blueprints. I've been studying robotics and would like to eventually take on repair and maintenance work. I will not attempt any repairs right now, but I would like them for study purposes.

Fine, I will give you access to basic robots. you are not allowed anywhere near the robot master blue prints. 

Thanks. Just don't ask what I'm thanking you for. -An anonymous robot master
Anonymous

Okay. 

If you could be anywhere right now where would you be?
Anonymous

Not on the moon. 

> …Hey… > …Who’s next in line for a check-up?… I have a problem…

>Oh…um Heat and Air, then you. Are you broken?