• AnonymousIf you could change one thing about any other robot or alien, what would you do?
  • I get this type of question a lot, if I had the choice I would make my brothers and I the aliens and the aliens the earth robots. That way we could leave. 

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  • snakedwn022>Hey Flash, are there any automated repair stations that can replace synth skin with sealed plating? And remove certain physical upgrades?
  • >Sure  if you wanna remove everything that makes you a robot master, whatever. 

    >Down stairs in the repair lab I’ve set up, just enter your blue prints and pick and choose. I can reuse your skin for patches for the others, if you are going to be a baby about it. 

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My Brothers Keeper

asquickastheycome:

"It’s not FUNNY Flash!" Quick spat all of the water he had left in his mouth at him, grumbling and crawling up to try and walk only to find the sand and gunk in his joints had shorted out some important equipment, making even a menial task like moving on two legs just about impossible. "You’re gonna have to clean them out! You know I don’t know how!" With a groan he struggled to stand, legs all wiggly and obviously unstable. "I’m.. I’m gonna kick that smile off your face if you don’t stop!"

"Hahaha! Quick, you can’t kick shit." He gets up and moving over, scoops his brother up into his arms, bridal style and sloshes his way through the water. His armored boots catching the water only to have it pour back out his vents. He’d have to desalinate himself once back into the lab before the salt dried in his joints. 

"Okay, okay, I got you." He says, hushing Quick gently. 

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My Brothers Keeper

asquickastheycome:

"Relax?! How am I supposed to relausfhpfpftthh-" another wave came in and Quick fought it as best he could. "Auugh Flash! They’re not fast enough at building that thing! Everyone in the fortress is so slow I can’t believe I’m still here!” As Flash began to dig him out he started to wiggle, gradually loosening himself from the wet sand as he pulled himself upward. “It’s getting in my joints…” As though that wasn’t his own fault.

He starts to laugh as they hit Quick, they were getting high on him too and his lab coat was getting soaked very quickly. “Hahahaha maker, Quick!” He was struggling to get his brother out he was laughing so hard. Turning on the crane so it starts to lift him up under his arms to help wiggle his brother free. Before a very large wave bowls them both over a little. Flashes hair sticking flat on his head as he sputters against the sea water. “HAHHAHA! IN YOUR JOINTS!!” 

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My Brothers Keeper

asquickastheycome:

Good thing Quick had safeguards in place to keep him from moving too fast; the speed at which he turned his head to face his brother surely would’ve snapped the neck of any other master. “I’d use a road if I had one. I don’t like being stuck on this island but I have to be because you guys complain if I’m gone.” He pouted. “You’re gonna pull my arms aufg-” Right about then a particularly large wave came in and splashed him right in the kisser. Sand was spat every which way as he recovered.

”.. Please build me a road.” Reluctantly he held still to allow Flash and the drones to do their work.

Flash pulls a camping shovel and starts to dig now as the waves lap up around them, Quicks words turning into sputters as it happens. “Relax, I’ll build you a damn road you crazy robot.” Wet sand splats onto the try sand away from them, only to be filled again by the waves. It was an uphill battle least to say. He couldn’t even use his time stopper for fear of harming Quick. “Build a fucking dam!!” He shouts at the drones, who start to pick up things and build a wave break so he could keep digging his stupid brother out. 

"Quick…" He sighs. "Hold on tight, I’ll get you out." He pats his brothers helmet. 

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asquickastheycome:

flashistheman:

asquickastheycome replied to your post

I promise I will I promise I won’t run in the sand anymore I promise.

Ugh, fine, good. I don’t know why you like running on sand so much, you always regret it. Here I come, I’ll bring my tools and I’ll dig you out. Probably got glass in your joints again. What am I going to do with you, Quick? Thorn in my side. 

What? What. I don’t run on sand all the time. Only when there’s no road. You should build a road, Flash. Or make the young ones build one.

Please hurry the water’s really close.

"I’m right here." Flash says as he teleports out to Quick, a large box of tools to help him get Quick out of the sand, as well as some mets and a sniper joe. They start to set up the crank, while Flash kneels down and gets the wire up under Quicks arms. "You really really need to stop this. I’ll look into getting you a road or something, but if I make it you have to use it." 

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asquickastheycome replied to your post:Flash. Flash. I’m stuck in the sand again. I was running along the coastline and I’m stuck. Flash the tide is coming in. Flash. Flash the water’s gonna get me it’s going to bury me in the sand. It’s going to wash over me and I’m gonna turn into a fossil. Flash please help me. Don’t leave me stuck out here I promise I won’t run in the sand again.

I promise I will I promise I won’t run in the sand anymore I promise.

Ugh, fine, good. I don’t know why you like running on sand so much, you always regret it. Here I come, I’ll bring my tools and I’ll dig you out. Probably got glass in your joints again. What am I going to do with you, Quick? Thorn in my side. 

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  • asquickastheycomeFlash. Flash. I'm stuck in the sand again. I was running along the coastline and I'm stuck. Flash the tide is coming in. Flash. Flash the water's gonna get me it's going to bury me in the sand. It's going to wash over me and I'm gonna turn into a fossil. Flash please help me. Don't leave me stuck out here I promise I won't run in the sand again.
  • Oh maker, Quick. What the hell is wrong with you? Why do you never listen to me? Ever? Ugh, fine I’ll make my way out to you and get you out before you get washed out with the tide. But I swear to the maker you better start keeping your promises or I will leave you in the sand next time. 

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  • airofsuperiority>Flash have I ever told you how stunning you are? I'm sorry I've ebeen so quiet; I've been having some alone time. Impiortant work and whatnot. Anyway, I hope you're faring well. There was a typo so horrendous I had to erradicate it from this drunken mess. It is gone now though. You can't see it. Granted, you can see he rest just fine. SAhall I come visit?
  • >You are so drunk right now? Haha, where are you? I’ll come get you and get you back to the 2nd gen commons. 

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flowerfancier:

flashistheman:

flowerfancier:

flashistheman replied to your post:Is everyone hung over or what? The network’s…

Umm, things are in the works. Lets just say that~~

Flash you know that doesn’t satisfy my curiosity.

I know, I like watching you squirm a little. 

I don’t do squirming.

You say that now, but you might find this a bit worthy of it later. 

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